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My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that “I’m young, I’m fantastic, and I’m never gonna die”. This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I’ll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia’s, leading to the submission of the ‘Lazer Kiwi’ flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that “Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too”
Following the failure of the flag referendum, New Zealand’s acting Prime Minister blamed Australia for the loss, stating on radio “we got there first”
Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
#delighted by tumblr’s model for how not to fail#simply maintain course and wait for the rest of the internet to burn down around it#the venture capitalists can’t see us if we don’t move (x)